The Republic of Lower Nubia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Bisharin with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.8 billion Lower Nubians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,688 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", when their backs are against the walls Lower Nubians look out for gay men, several inches are being added to first class seating, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.

Lower Nubia is ranked 286,479^th in the world and 171^st in Africa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.52 kickbacks per hour.